Saturday, May 26, 2007

Sens Joke (appropriate for this time of season)

After Buffalo Sabres coach Lindy Ruff passes away and enters the Pearly
Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Lindy a little 2-bedroom house
with a faded Buffalo Sabres banner hanging from the front porch. "This is
your home, Coach. Most people don't get their own house up here," God
exclaims.

Lindy looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on
the top of the hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns
and little patios under all of the windows. Ottawa Senators flags line both
sides of the sidewalk with a huge red and black Senators banner hanging
between the marble columns.

"Thanks for the home, God, but let me ask you a question. I get this little
2 bedroom house with a faded Buffalo Sabres banner, and Bryan Murray gets a
mansion With new Senators banners and flags flying all over the place. Why
is that?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies, "That's not
Murray's house, that's mine!!!!!"

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